How Bondage Could Help You Win The Apprentice

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Tonight is the final of The Apprentice, the UK TV show in which top businessman, Alan Sugar, weeds out the bad from the terrible to find his next business partner. It’s a programme that is often brought up in discussion here at Masters Desire, not for it’s accurate business ways, but for the contestants inability to conduct simple tasks, leading us to believe that much of the show is a set up. This year has seen the contestants attempt to create a brand new beer, develop a business in just 48 hours, amongst other things, and the final is tonight. We wondered how some of the team here at Masters Desire would get on if we were contestants and came to the conclusion that we’d be pretty darned good. Here’s our (slightly tongue-in-cheek) reasons why.

We are regularly ‘released’

Business is about being comfortable and confident. The problem is that we live in a world where sex is often frowned upon, brushed under the carpet. We’re brought up to believe it’s a bad thing and shouldn’t be indulged in too often. Men go blind if they masturbate too much, and women become social outcasts. We often feel guilt after, before, or even during having sex because of this social structure. Bondage can be used to redress this guilt by providing the suitable defence of being tied up and thus ‘incapable’ to oppose (unless the safe word is mentioned). Consequently, the social restraints are detached: Freedom through bondage! This makes us better at dealing with the business situations we’d likely encounter on The Apprentice.

We are put in our place

It must be a fact that 90% of The Apprentice applicants will lose because they will never back down. This year, Neil was a prime example of that when he would not change his business plan. If only he was into bondage, we’re sure he could have won the competition. That’s because bondage adjusts the balance of power. A stronger partner can be reduced to nothing with the help of a collar and cuffs. This can really help in the business-world, where we can be confident to let go of certain things, especially trivial points such as the specific details of a business idea. Neil, may we recommend the Luxury Square Collar to get you started and back into Alan Sugar’s good books.

We’re relaxed

One thing that would surely help you to win the heart of Lord Sugar would be to keep cool in times of panic. When everybody else around you is shouting and screaming, you calmly address the group – that surely is a winning move? Well bondage can help you prepare for that. We are accustomed to being able to gesture or scratch our own itches. Not being able to move is an unfamiliar experience for most of us. It focuses the mind in an exceptional manner.

It is not unusual for a sub to be in a very dreamy and tranquil state after a session, dubbed as ‘rope stoned’ or sub-spaced.

So there you have it, three reasons why bondage would help you to win The Apprentice. Next year, if you’re applying, be sure to stock up on our bondage gear beforehand and we’re sure you’ll have Lord Sugar ‘bending over’ to give you a job! The Apprentice Final is on BBC One, Wednesday 17th July at 8pm.

The photo of Neil is an ‘artist’s’ representation of what he would look like in our beautiful products.

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